A Yew Hew to the Cosmetics Industry
Wednesday, November 11, 2009 at 02:01PM This is an Oh Yew Hew to the cosmetics industry. Have you gone completely and totally out of your collective minds? Here’s the deal. According to the U S Census, there are over 152 million females in the United States and that my friends is a whole lot of eyelashes. Now I can see you in your corporate cosmetic company offices staring dully at this and thinking, so what’s the problem? The problem is what I call the sluttification of America. Yep, you read that correctly, the sluttification.
You see cosmetic industry people, of that 152 million, only a few are circus people, women who work in Vegas dancing with very tall hats on their heads or vampires. The rest of us, are you listening, are just normal women wanting to conceal a spot or two, enhance an eyelash or three, and gloss a little here and a little more there.